elizabethtown14 asked: if you were a carrot you'd be a good carrot
Never ask a woman about other men. Either she’ll tell you a lie, and you...– Malcolm X
On a different note, I want to have sex where the girl digs her nails into my back, And then it’s like I’d have nail marks on my back, But it’s all cool because I have a semi-muscular back. I dunno. Please.
Not even wearing clothes that’s how hot I am
Ugh I'm so hot
I mean this literally. It is so hot in my house right now.
The only reason that jeans have zippers is for...
Down to Fuck.
Girls are difficult; even girls hate girls.
theyouth-die-young asked: Also, you can rate my blog. (; *What's the most interesting thing you have done in the early AM with a girl in downtown issaquah that included seeing a zombie?
Anonymous asked: Stop obsessing over my girlfriend, she's not interested.
Anonymous asked: Gah, why must you be sixteen?...
lasirenepetite asked: What's the worst date you've ever been on?